while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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