Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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