I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I will be naked everywhere
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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