Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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