you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
are you so shy because you have an std?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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