Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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