it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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