Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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