oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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