laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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