we made out on top of his cat.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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