i just google imaged poop.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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