similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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