I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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