did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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