Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I think people are normalizing furries
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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