Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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