sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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