Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So squirting runs in the family.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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