i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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