You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
