That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
