also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize