Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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