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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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