is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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