if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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