What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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