Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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