How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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