Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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