is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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