thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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