Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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