i permit you to call me
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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