yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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