I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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