I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
And then he peed in my hair
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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