I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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