love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my shit smells like andre
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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