would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Come see our sink grown plant.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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