I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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