More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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