When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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