I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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