when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
i believe in u and ur pee
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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