I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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