when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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