yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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