yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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