theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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