I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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