what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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