maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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