I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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