Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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