I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
